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Post by // ;シラ on Apr 1, 2015 16:17:20 GMT -5
Card Name: Don't Use this Card! Card Type: Ability Card Attribute: Any Bakugan: You aren't suppose to play this card! Played: Why are you guys so interested on using this card??? Description: Seriously, DON'T USE THIS CARD! Effect: When activated... 1) Multiply your Gs by the value of antidichlorobenzene. 2) Then multiply your Gs by Pi 3) Drain the opponent of their Gs and Status Attachments, give them to your bakugan. 4) Summon the Illuminati clan to your aid. 6) Notice how there is actually 5 effects on this card instead of 6, so you crush the opponent's side and throw them off into "Another Day" 6) See that the effect count is right now, so you and your bakugan start doing a happy dance. 7) Clone your bakugan 8) Gain the Key of Lorelei and fuse your bakugan and their clone together. 9) Revive your opponent's bakugan to a god level 10) Then beat them down to drain them of their god level. 11) Become the god of the brawls 12) Declare your win. 13) Now notices that this card as an unlucky number of 13 effects, so you're stripped of your godhood which is given to your opponent, who mercilessly beats you down with over 9000 damage points. Therefore you loose the brawl by a zetta lot. Other: I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THIS CARD YOU FACTORING HECTOPASTAL! Set: Private
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