...I have some news

[Tracy White]

Joke aside...

I could've posted this in the updates board, since I'm an admin and all. The only reason why I'm putting it here is so that you're actually compelled to read it. I figured that if I put it in this board, you'd be more concerned about what's going on. I'm not leaving or anything along those lines. The worst thing that's going to happen from this is inactivity on an unpredictable scale.

With that being said, there's good news and bad news.

The good news is that you're going to be seeing a lot more of me for an unspecified amount of time. I'd like that, as it gives me more time to grind out these posts that I'm sure certain people here would be hovering over my head with Yita's for; however, I'm not here for the right reason, which leads me too...

The bad news... I experienced what I consider to be the worst injury in my life (not sure if busting my head when I was way younger beats this or not...). Long story short, I was doing hang snatches. As I was coming up to put the bar over my head, I got a painful reminder that the bar was too close to my mouth. I have a total of eight stitches.

Yes, I look hideous. Yes, I lost a considerable amount of blood. No, I didn't cry (I wanted to). No, I didn't lose any teeth. No, I will not be showing you what it looks like. 

As a reward for reading my clickbaity thread, I'll give each of you a reward: a staggering amount of absolutely nothing. ^_^

[Klar Roth]

Feel better. Glad you can be here.